From 46962af90f3e1120426d06074c022e5844520ae7 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: RoughCactus69420 Date: Fri, 18 Aug 2023 19:04:49 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Changed some text for "/play". --- index.js | 8 ++++---- 1 file changed, 4 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/index.js b/index.js index 57b0eb7..bdfb26c 100644 --- a/index.js +++ b/index.js @@ -914,7 +914,7 @@ function playGame(gameName) { switch (gameName) { case 'FISHING': if (randomNumber < 40) { - result.string = "You caught water! Congrats?"; + result.string = "You caught water! Now how did you do that? No wonder your Dad left you."; } else if (randomNumber < 70) { result.string = "You caught a fish! That's pretty cool I guess. (+1 coin)"; result.difference = 1; @@ -932,7 +932,7 @@ function playGame(gameName) { case 'DIGGING': if (randomNumber < 40) { - result.string = "You dug up dirt! Bleh! That sure is boring."; + result.string = "You dug up dirt! Real accomplishment there. Dummy."; } else if (randomNumber < 70) { result.string = "You dug up a shiny pebble! That's pretty rad. (+1 coin)"; result.difference = 1; @@ -943,7 +943,7 @@ function playGame(gameName) { result.string = "You dug up a sick ass earthworm! Cactus likes worms, let me tell you. (+3 coins)"; result.difference = 3; } else { - result.string = "You hit an electrical wire digging. That was one crazy shock! Melted the coins you had on you! (-3 coins)"; + result.string = "You dug up a pipe bomb. How could you be so dumb? Nice job idiot. (-3 coins)"; result.difference = -3; } break; @@ -955,7 +955,7 @@ function playGame(gameName) { result.string = "You killed a rabbit. That's pretty cool I guess, you can make a jump boost from it. (+1 coin)"; result.difference = 1; } else if (randomNumber < 90) { - result.string = "You killed a deer! Nice shooting! (+2 coins)"; + result.string = "You killed a deer! Nice shooting! Maybe you aren't a failure like your father said! (+2 coins)"; result.difference = 2; } else if (randomNumber < 95) { result.string = "You killed a Bigfoot. Wait.... What? You killed a bigfo- The government pays to keep you quiet. (+3 coins.)";